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nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit





contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"




beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them





kurikkodraws:

i could not NOT reblog this mickey is literally my husband i cannot even






dorkly:

Bidoofshock Infinite

No gods or trainers. Only ‘mons.



nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell